How to write an Useless blog post

Useless blog posts are now a very common thing on the web. I like to call those type of blog posts 'You don't say' blog post #ifunow8imean. I have been reading many blog posts  with misleading titles that contains information that are mainly common sense at that nice. So I decided to write an useless post on how to write a useless blog post for you.

Rephrase your post title

When writing an article be sure to rephrase your blog title or subtitles with keywords several times. Don't mind the readers, keep feeding Google.

Make a misleading blog title

When writing about basics of blogging be sure to write the title  "How to be billionier by tomorrow with blogging.

Give instruction without instruction

Make a tutorial blog post and write something like: First go to blogger.com and follow the instruction and your done.". And fill the rest of the post with keywords.

Write about ways to get traffic

Always write about simple ways to get traffic that you probably don't know the readers are bloggers and they probably have no idea that they should comment on othe blogs, writing guest post or pinging their blog posts. Make sure you over emphasise and describe the common terms several times before moving on to give any actual tips.

Useless comments

Useless comments are very common to find in blog posts especially on new bloggers post. Just write "Very informative post, thanks" with three links with broken html and ta-da, you just wrote a very good comment. And remember never look at a article more than 5 second before commenting that and you should try to put as much ink with it as you can. Why? You need to get more traffic and links to your site right? Don't worry about the people who will click on the link. They will surely understand how much value you hold.


That's pretty much all the rage I can remember for now from my experience of reading and writing useless and pointless posts. If you need more help writing a useless post, go ahead and comment me "very informative article" below.